Dave Bathur

"Watch out for the guy who wears glasses. He has suspicious stains."

"Its customary for people to hug strangers in the lifts in this building. Try it. But keep your hips still."

"The statue of Athena that stands here was donated by the Greek Government to Sydney as a sign of friendship and my mayorship. Touch the feet of the statue and no pigeon will crap on you till sunset."