Beau Benson

"Free wifi is you're a Marriott member. Awesome staff! Killer breakfast buffet, yum! And the ladies at the bar make a delicious Tanq and tonic!"

"Literally have NEVER been to a fast food joint that had a nicer staff!"

"Restroom's latest code: 2939"

"Try to Tea Martini with some of the macaroons! To die for!"

"Desperate need of a makeover. Holiday Inn of Singapore..."

"Check in with one of the owners, and get a free STD testing!"