Darrell Woodruff

"Single? Try picking up ladies in the cat food aisle."

"Negra Modela on draft! Its literally the PERFECT beer to have with a fat plate of Tex-Mex."

"Shit before you leave. This place cleans their restrooms maybe once a month."

"420 Slice!"

"The Buffalo Chicken Mac was awesome."

"Only thing worth a damn is the breakfast tacos. Otherwise run away as fast as you can."