Dan Hanson

"Best eggs benny I've ever had."

"Pick up a board game, or ask Eric the bouncer to teach you darts."

"This is one of the longest security lines there is. Get there early (or late, and they'll let you cut to the front!)."

"Make sure to ask for a refund check of you have leftover board bucks at the end of the year."

"Add three supplements to your smoothie and get a fourth one free!"

"Our fridge is messy. Heelp!"