Dan Gutierrez

"Best dogs in Abq! Try the cheesy bacon dog."

"Try a number 11 with bacon. Its a secret called "the whole hog"."

"Try not to crash into it, like the several drunk drivers that have before. Though its location, at the merging of Central and Lomas, may make it tricky."

"Be nice to the security guards, or they will punch you in the face! (it's in their contract)"