Danny Choi

"The rudest people in the world work here. I think the owner especially sought them out. The front desk hates all their guests."

"Ok...they don't use Red Bull here. Whatever it is, its disgusting."

"5 plain items dry cleaned for $20 or 5 shirts cleaned and pressed for $6.75."

"Joel is a jerk-off."

"Be warned. Da Ghetto imprisons you here."

"Have the tomato soup. I hate tomatoes and I always stop in and have a bowl every time I'm in NYC."