Dan Neufer

"You may come here normal, but good luck leaving that way."

"That door isn't the stairs. Pick a different door, Regina!"

"Whether it is for brunch, beers, or to see the residents, The Dungeon is a Mecca of Manliness. Come for the company and stay for the... well for the company."

"Second favorite place to go on Wilson Ave! Nothing can ever top the Dungeon, though!"