Dan Menhinnitt

"Nice views of the sea front, decent outside space and frighteningly tasty cocktails"

"Oh God, what have they done? Sadly, they've removed the human tills in favour of the self-service variety. Now shopping's an even more fraught and fretful experience."

"Pay tribute to the much missed Rambo."

"Be prepared to leave the pool early thanks to people mistaking it for a toilet."

"Let people off the tram before trying to board. You may be the only person doing this, but the travel god will smile upon you for your good manners."

"It's cheaper if you touch in after 19:00. There's just enough time to make it down for a 19:05 train too."