Danny Saathoff

"If you bring your dog around just know, Kenny will have his way"

"Try the scallops"

"Try the oven pizzas and macaroni and cheese. They're amazing"

"Careful, someone that lives there is always droppin monster dumpz"

"I opened the door and protein poured out like a room full of sand. I did the breast stroke into the room with my mouth open and ate it all. MEAT!"

"2 scoops of protein a day keep the bitches at bay! MEAT!!!"