Daniel Varnis

"Came in 16, left being 17. Slowest post office in the USA."

"Come today (7/25/12), and ask for "Facebook Cheese Steak", and get a Cheese Steak for $2.50. Such a deal!"

"Don't whip out any technology, unless you want it to get stolen."

"Try to bring as little as you can onto it, it can get packed!"