Daniel Chaney

"Ask for James. Best in town."

"There's a secret entrance underneath the ark."

"Bring cones to set up your own soccer field. That's right. No soccer fields. Oh, and ignore the "no soccer" signs."

"Don't think twice about getting an Apple Fritter or ten."

"This joint is ridic. Everything is good and you have to stretch your stomach 3/4 of the way through your meal in order to finish it."

"17 bucks for a burrito. Says its $11. It's just a generic burrito with bad chips and salsa."