Dangerous Dan

"It would be more pleasant to shit yourself than to use these toilet facilities!"

"How much is a large meal? Err it's 50p extra. Ok so how much is that then? Err.. Well it's 50p more. Maths ain't their strong point"

"Get yourself a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts"

"The thinnest baguettes in the world ever!"

"Looks like the prices have had a makeover along with the building, £1.20 for a bag of crisps????!"

"It's the only place you can actually improve the general odour by taking a dump! The place fuckin stinks"