Dane Mentzer

"Here's your tip, don't go here. Terrible service, even worse math on the bill. Give it six months until it goes out of business and then try the next place."

"get a Stella Artois for $6 and set it on the first balcony's ledge...watch the feds come down on you...SET NOTHING ON THE LEDGE!!!"

"come here after a long night o work for the tasty cuisine, perky coffee and great home-town service."

"order your beverage at the drive through...and do it like a pirate"

"gotta catch the pig race. those are some speedy swine!"

"Don't go here, whatever you do!!!"