Dan Cooper

"Don't be friends with sallie r. She smells like radishes."

"Amenities are fantastic, apartments nice big and modern, no stairs required with on-level parking. Terrible cell phone reception and pool gets sun from 10am to 4pm. ATT 3G microcell fixes cell problem"

"The secret passageway through the garage to the Concourse level keeps you dry."

"Secret menu item pecan encrusted pork chop is out of this world!"