Dan Lee

"Fellow Englishmen. If you're looking for a Chinese chippy that serves English style curry sauce with big fat chips, your search is over."

"You have to try the breakfast burritos. Particularly if you're feeling seedy after a big night out."

"Now that it's winter it's worth noting that it's closed here Mondays and Tuesdays."

"Go for the chunky chips n' gravy. Just like being up North."

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"Be sure to check out the additional menu on the counter top."