Dan Burant

"Welcome to Swamp Jackson! Where baseballs disappear in the outfield and the wind always blows in"

"Dont even bother trying to get in unless you have #swag"

"Many deer go in...few make it out...alive"

"Amity Island has long been known for its beautiful white sand beaches...but in recent days a cloud has settled over this beautiful resort community...a cloud in the shape of a killer shark"

"Don't even think you are going to win here...DB runs this table"