Dan

"Drink beer or fuck off."

"Monday Nights @ the Oyster House are in the biz nights! Ask your server or bartender what the special is & then call your friends!"

"$1 Oysters $3 Beers $3 Shots Monday to Friday 5-7 & Saturday 9-11"

"dollar oysters from 5 to 7 tonight!! don't forget $3 beers too!"