Damien Caponi

"Good burgers but i have to wonder why this is listed as a vegan restaurant.. it's definitely a burger place."

"Dude with the sombrero is often out front handing out coupons for free tacos and other discounts on their food. Make sure to grab one when you walk by if you like free grub!"

"Please put deoderant on before going to the airport. You smell."

"Please don't sit on my lap. It's way too hot today for that and it makes me uncomfortable."

"Do not play chicken with the train. The bart driver WILL run you down."

"Do not attempt to flaten pennies on the train track. It's not safe."