Lan Shark

"The floor was so wet that the 'wet floor' sign went to hide under the table."

"Don't complain about the delays, or there may be additional fees. #spiritsucks"

"Hope you don't want the men's restroom; there's no tp, nor any water. Yuck!"

"Check out the Garden Cafe, good eats!"

"They have two drive thru lanes, yet it took seven minutes because only one was open. :("

"Its worth the slight detour for cash and credit for the same price..."