Gary Standefer

"Go with the brisket. Leave the ribs!"

"CherruTree Cola!"

"Wayne Wells ... get this guy to bring the ink and pain. that's all I gotta say about that."

"How sad that the all you can eat ribs are no longer available on Saturday...headed elsewhere now."

"Ignore the "this is the password posts" ask for the password if you're wanting wifi."

"Happy hour on their clocks end at 4:50. Be sure to ask about your ticket during the last 10 minutes."