Crazy Rican extravaganza

"Sometimes the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Sometimes, it gets real stuffy inside too."

"$2 Margarita shots and cheap pitchers."

"pog mimosa. 3 bucks. nuff said."

"Make sure you get here EARLY."

"Make sure you bring a phone that's fully charged cz you'll be here for a while. :-\"

"decent omelettes, terrible bloody marys."