Cynthia Buchanan

"It's even better than when I worked here 24 years ago!"

"Don't go out to smoke. Creepy guy will take your table."

"You know you're in a classy place when there's a roll of paper towels holding the toilet tank in place!"

"If the prince shows up while I'm away, tie him up!"

"I've never had a bad cup of coffee here, no matter what time of day it is!"

"Free breakfast to all mothers on Mother's Day!"