Cynicallia Olexa

"Refuse to let them scan your ID. If you're carded, show it, but if they try to take it from you or scan it, ask why. Still refuse, and walk out if they won't sell. They only need your age."

"Seriously, this store has the best people working in it. For as long as I've been a club member, I've never had any friction with any of the employees. They're all super friendly and very helpful."

"Fruti pops. Stock up."

"When I'm home in South Jersey, I make it a point to get in at least once during my visit. Mr. D's is the only pizzeria I haven't been disappointed with. Don't forget to tip; they work hard for it."

"If you see me this Saturnnacht, say hi. I'm a lot friendlier than I seem. I'll either be wearing "The Hat" or my goat head at any given time, hangin' with my teddy bear pals."

"Don't forget your napkins."