Jason C

"50 MPS WIFI download speeds here!"

"Definitely worth the price of admission to see the T-Rex!"

"Serious Arnold dungeon weight room here!"

"Avoid getting your sub toasted, as the gloves that touch your sandwich will touch the oven buttons, handle, etc. this goes for all Subways."

"When getting the bill, try saying. "Give me a brake, eh eh?!" Then they will laugh at your pun, and you will get a discount."

"Why do they call it Thriftys when it's one of the most expensive grocery stores?"