Kilgore Trout

"DO NOT recommend. Terrible service, overpriced mediocre food that's almost always wrong. The waitress actually complained aloud about getting customers when we walked in. Avoid."

"It's like Marty McFly brought a phone company to the future from 1985. If you deal with these folks, I wish you luck!"

"Shoo-Fly Pie. Ain't nothing wrong with that."

"BUY. THE. FUCKING. TENDERLOIN."

"If you're flying to Detroit, this is a great place to hear Fox News blowhards scream about Obama on the TV."

"Nothing says romance on Valentine's Day like buying a pot pie from a suicidal teenager."