Cryyystaaalll

"BR only cooks in Sundays.CR likes to experiment with random recipes every other day of the week."

"Why are all of the certificates in the showcase outside the office from 2003??The school hasn't done anything great in 10 yrs??"

"Michelle RUSHES you off the machines and OUT the door by 7:50pm on Friday!!"

"Pronounce your child's name very SLOWLY when office staff has to call him/her down from after-care!"

"Visit...at your own risk!"