Curtis Marking

"Asked bartender what whiskey cocktails they have since it says "whiskey cocktails" on front window. Bartender says "I don't know" and looks at all the clear liquor in the wells."

"Like Metal or Hardcore? Listen to "The Matador" while you workout. "Bad Day For a Snake" or "Once Upon a Sinking Ship." You can find both on iTunes or Spotify."

"The Adobada burrito will NEVER let you down."

"Don't be a pussy."