Crystal Thomas

"Beware of spikey haired parole officers"

"Watch out for Cathy...she may try to steal your mayorship!"

"Beware of Crystal drinking! It causes out of control cleaning!"

"Beware of the gas meters in the alley...if you hit them you may blow the joint!"

"Love coming to this Starbucks. The lobby is quiet and the drive through is usually pretty quick! Very friendly!"