Crusty

"Had my bed made every day Which is good. Not many TV channels though. Also why do we have to pay for Internet access?"

"Farmer palmer spread cow shit all over his field so it now stinks. Apart from that a nice spot to moor up"

"Mmmmm! Orange chips."

"We regularly have a takeaway from here. Good food! Staff are really friendly. One of the better aspects of Broad Street."

"The heating is good in there"

"It's not £2 a pint as the other tip said."