Crawford S

"Insurance is the most fun you can have with your clothes on!"

"DO NOT confuse this establishment with "Diamond Durrells". Both tear up your intestines if you eat it."

"Don't touch the bald eagle, it bites. Also, stay away from the margaritas..."

"These apartments are the best in Lake Charles. Management is on point, pool is better than a 5 star hotel. Only one problem... We rented a one bedroom."