Craig Evan

"Here's what to say when ordering a Bindy, "Can I have a Bindy on a hero with extra cheese, bacon and make it extra toasty. Thank you."... Then I jizzed in my pants."

"When you ask for ice coffee, it's hot coffee over ice which melts instantly. Not satisfied."

"Meet me in the garage?"

"Don't listen to Ed, DD. is the same everywhere."

"Bacon infused cheeseburger? I'll have that."

"Wyatt tries to escape. Do not let him get out the front door."