CornFinger

"Your CornFinger has multiple uses here: 1. Seat cushion. 2. Use your CornFinger when attempting to catch foul balls...it will soften the blow"

"Keep your eye out for wolves and cougars! They are out there!"

"Everybody who drives by we wave at...its the Nebraska way. The difference here is that we wave with the CornFinger!"

"If you have a plumbing need...talk to Richard. ...if need be...he would walk you clear to the opposite side of the store to get you what you need but cannot find!"

"Do not take the Lord's name in vain."

"Don't you dare steal the yard sign!"