Corey Darryl

"Best Thai food in the Twin Cities!"

"Eat here! Just do it! It's so good! Pad Thai!"

"When the person sitting on the inside needs to leave, don't just move your legs. Get out of the seat. Don't expect me to just squeeze on through."

"Let seniors and those with physical disabilities sit up front. Don't just sit there."

"Don't use anything in your apartment. You'll be charged! Also, the hot tub is never open. Also, they have annoying, pointless speed bumps. Also, the roof leaks. Also, don't live here-ever."

"Beware of a stupid dog."