Corey Allen

"Crab claws, Cajun style... Every day!"

"Steer clear if you actually want help making a purchase. Been here three times and always get ignored by employees. Best Buy sells fitness equipment online now anyways!"

"Gliders are great but bigger than you think... Two is enough!"

"Out of orange juice and left the fruit out of my oatmeal two days in a row! Steer clear of this McDonalds."

"Free wifi, if you ask!"

"Worst parking lot in retail history!"