Corbett Mobarak

"If you've ever fucking been here, don't check in. Jackass. -management"

"Check out the burro tent and sign up for the email list to receive free stickers!"

"If you come in through the back door, I will kill you."

"Watermelon Hookah. Great taste. Half off before 7."

"Get a bobs refill cup online for 7 bucks and pay 33 cents for unlimited refills."