Luke Pleuss

"As a FRBC professional... All you need to know is Eric and DJ are awesome, White Chicken Chili is the best food and Buzzin Honey Ale is delicious... Follow these rules and enjoy!"

"Everything was delicious! I had the lamb tenderloins w/ saffron sauce... It was unlimitedly amazing!"

"Try jacking off with toothpaste! It leaves your boner sparkly fresh and helps prevent gingivitis the next time you get a blow job!"

"If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy unlimited 3 alarm cheese. It's practically the best cheese ever conceived by man"

"Ben's rain gauge is always full!"

"Mike O will never be the mayor here!"