Conor Osborne

"Always tip the waitress' in this establishment, some of them are struggling law students."

"Watch out for snapping turtles"

"3701 is the place to be, ask for sean connery at the desk."

"We came here with the promise of air hostesses but were delighted with a shithole."

"Why did someone change the name? Its not called "news and food newsagents" is it not clear that's odd, that's just what it sells, its called sidney rose but maddox street newsagents suffices also."

"Order peruvian anti-cucho anything, don't worry about it."