Conner Haenszel

"Dear Watkins, your student section is weak. Sincerely Hilliard Bradley."

"Law #1: one does not simply "walk" into Bradley. One is required to spin around like whirling dervish while entering. Violators will be hung by their thumbs."

"Low thread count. Wouldn't visit again without calling ahead and asking for a change of sheets. Overall 2 thumbs WAAAYYYY down."

"When you are the mayor people respect you more. If not, they should."

"Everyday's a drakation here!"

"When in Rome."