Colman Carpenter

"Free, and very fast, wifi - you'll need an account with The Cloud."

"Park under the hall if there's any space, its free!"

"If your card is full and you're entitled to a free drink, make it a large one. It's still free!"

"Class details are at http://www.mg-dance.co.uk"

"Leave longer than you think...it's difficult to get anywhere else."

"Bring your own food!"