Colin Lohse

"Top 3 bar in Chicago. I would name the other two, but they don't exist."

"Longest. Line. Ever."

"Curse you, Bertina! You are slow!"

"Vegan sausage in the Skip's Scramble! Not only does it not taste like ass, it tastes... good!"

"Ask for Jordan, tell him you want "The Motorboating Special," and prepare for a wild ride!"