Colin Heebs

"The dude that is always at the first counter is the nicest guy ever"

"I'm about 99% sure I just saw the little Asian doctor from knocked up."

"Go to the main cafeteria rather then the one in the SPB. it's cheaper and there's more attractive girls down there;)"

"Stop worrying so much, your in good hands"

"The cheesy potatoes they serve in the morning are outrageous"