Crystal McBride

"NO MCCHICKEN."

"If you're gonna use bubble bath in the spa tub, I don't recommend using half a bottle of it. Unless you're in the mood for a mountain of bubbles that don't go away."

"stay in a spa suite in the pyramid - the tub is worth every penny."

"Apple martini and Aurora martinis were good."

"straw-bama + dragonberry shot = awesome!"

"This place gave me crabs!"