Chris Mathieson

"Check out the cool yacht next door with the helicopter on it!"

"eat yam fries. lots of them."

"Squeeze your way into the place and order... well... anything... as long as it includes a plate of oysters on the half shell. Wash down with a beer."

"Go into the back and lay down on an autopsy table. Be sure to check out the wall on your left."

"Go to the Heather. Have a pot pie, but be sure to order it with the fries, not the mashed potatoes. Wash down with a Guinness."