Constantine

"If the zombie apocalypse were to start it would have to be in the DMV. Half the people are already there."

"Coming from NY I was not expecting to find anything even close to good Italian food, I have been proven wrong. I left here loosening my belt 3 notches as I gorged on food. Amazing place!"

"Drink the cheap tequila and get the 1$ tequizas. Makes the tummy go yay"

"When they yell balls take them out!"