Claudia Ocampo

"One sip of butter beer is enough to sent you too the hospital with a clogged artery"

"Don't come on a Sunday. You'll be waiting forever to be seen"

"If you need tutoring, head to The Math Lab (room 1214). They have tutoring in chemistry, physics, math and statistics"

"Ladies, beware that if the nurse wants to check if you are pregnant she'll charge you $22 for the urine test"

"Take advantage of the VIP zone. Super cheap items"

"Get the nag champa or sandal wood incense"