Claire Sparr

"My friend and I were driving from San Diego at 5 am and were slap happy and had to pee. One of the guys took my license plate # and called the cops thinking we were drunk (not at all). Not cool!"

"Avoid at all costs. The owners are insane."

"VIVA ELECTRONICA!"

"If it's not busy, the guy will give you free dessert."

"You ought not come round these parts. There's a snake in my boot?"

"Bitches be kwazy"