Ismael Cisneros

"If you pay with checks, you're obviously from the 20th century. And you're an asshole."

"Substitute the spinach au gratin for one side. It's worth the extra charge."

"Don't forget to tip your barista"

"Probably the fastest drive-thru window in town"

"The sound system here is unrivaled"

"Apparently they stop selling beer at 130am"