Awin McMonkey

"The Indian lady with short hair can really use a lesson or two on customer service. What a rude bitch."

"Supposedly there is wifi but don't get your hopes up. Everytime I come here I can't manage to log in. Gawsh."

"Tomyam = good. Lala = goood. Chicken wings = GOOOOOD. Salted egg squid = no no no (waving my finger)."

"One should definitely try the (breaded) chicken chop and the (free) wi-fi."

"Yeah, yeah, the IndoMee Burger is the shizz and all. Just be careful when a friend feasts on them, a few shots later and some of it might end up on your handbag. Dude still owes me a new handbag."