Chuck Spurlock

"Try the 5w-30. It's lubricious!"

"Fridge, microwave & a flat screen in the rooms. Nice hotel overall. Tho only 4 smoking rooms in the building."

"Apparently our 6 top with 2 kids was hampering our prissy blonde waitress from tending to her 2 top of gentlemen. Decided to leave the tip here instead of on the table."

"5:00 around here is pretty great"

"You should check out the PC building. The mayor there is f*#ing AWESOME!"

"Stay somewhere else"