Chuck Toporek

"Dr. Carson is awesome. Probably the best vet we've ever had."

"Five words: Dungeness Crab Cake Eggs Benedict."

"Make sure you get the spicy sardines."

"Great coffee, but you have to avoid the Double-Wide strollers the proud parents insist on using."

"Get the popcorn! Yes, the popcorn! It's real and they use real butter. None of that fake yellow chemical crud."

"When the bridge is up, don't be a dick and block the intersection."